July 27, 2025
This week's news had me feeling nostalgic. Remember the wave of meme stocks in 2021? I was deep in between lockdowns, watching GameStop shares moon like Dogecoin on steroids.
Fast forward to today and meme stocks are back, Google keeps crushing it, Tesla's building burger-flipping robots, and Trump's claiming to be saving college sports. Because why not? Looks like 2025 is remixing the classics, and I’m ready for the ride to continue.
- Alex Blackwood
💰 AI's Golden Goose Keeps Laying Eggs - Google's Q2 2025 earnings? Picture your overachieving cousin who just won the lottery again. Alphabet crushed it with $96.4B in revenue (up 14% YoY), powered by AI tricks in Search and a booming Cloud business that grew 32%. They're pouring billions into more tech wizardry, betting big on the AI arms race. This isn't fleeting hype; it's proof AI turns everyday searches into serious cash flow. If you're playing the tech game, Google's your reliable MVP, making "Googling" a verb worth banking on. Who needs a crystal ball when AI's doing the heavy lifting?
🚗 EV Blues With a Side of Fries - Tesla's earnings saw revenue take a 12% nosedive to $22.5B, thanks to sluggish EV demand, fierce price battles, and those nagging economic headwinds that left profits looking a bit deflated. Enter Elon Musk's latest plot twist: the shiny new Hollywood Tesla Diner, a blast from the past meets future vibe spot packing Superchargers, drive in movies, and burgers flipped by robots. Swing by for a charge, snag a shake, and catch a movie in one seamless stop, complete with over 200 seats and 80 charging stalls. When the market's moody, nothing beats popcorn and a power up to lift your spirits.
💼 Trump's NIL Crackdown - Donald Trump just dropped the "Saving College Sports" executive order, putting the brakes on NIL chaos. It bans third-party "pay-for-play" deals while allowing fair-market endorsements, all to shield scholarships. Trump wants labor clarity too: are athletes employees? No unions if he can help it. Critics call it a power grab favoring powerhouses, but it might tame the wild west of recruiting. Will this level the field or just cause more drama?
Remember 2021? That glorious, chaotic era when Reddit warriors turned the stock market into a video game, pumping up underdogs like GameStop, AMC, and BlackBerry to astronomical heights while hedge funds cried into their caviar? Well, dust off your diamond hands, folks, because meme stocks are staging a comeback tour, and this time, the spotlight's on unlikely heroes like Kohl's.
First off, what's happening?
Picture this: Kohl's shares skyrocketed nearly 38% in a single day this week, closing at $14.34 after a $3.92 jump. That's not because they invented self-fitting jeans or partnered with Taylor Swift for a clothing line; nope, it's pure meme magic. Buzz from online haunts like Reddit's WallStreetBets has retail investors piling in, turning beaten-down stocks into rocket ships. Kohl's isn't alone; Opendoor Technologies and GoPro are also surging on vibes alone. Hedge fund guru Eric Jackson lit the fuse for Opendoor with a social media post hyping its potential: if it hits $12B in revenue and snags a 5x valuation like in 2021, the stock could explode to $82. That's a 100x gain from current levels.
But zoom out and Kohl's story is more tragedy than triumph. The chain, with its 1,000+ U.S. stores, is grappling with tepid sales as inflation-pinched shoppers skip the clearance racks. In May, they reported a $15 million first-quarter loss and a 4% drop in net sales year-over-year. Oh, and they canned their CEO, Ashley Buchanan, for a conflict-of-interest slip-up after he hired a vendor he had a personal tie to without spilling the beans.
Yet, despite the red ink, the stock's doing hockey-stick climbs, fueled by crowds of everyday traders squeezing short-sellers who bet against it. Ihor Dusaniwsky from S3 Partners calls these "Battleground Stocks," where retail armies clash with Wall Street pros. One stray dollar of dry powder cash can trigger a stampede, swinging prices wildly in hours. It's not investing; it's a tactical showdown where sentiment trumps spreadsheets.
What does this mean?
In the big picture, it's a throwback to the GameStop saga, where a ragtag crew led by folks like Roaring Kitty (Keith Gill) drove shares from $4 to $483 in weeks, costing shorts like Melvin Capital billions. Back then, it exposed how social media can democratize (or disrupt) markets, turning nobodies into millionaires overnight. Today, with equities hitting record highs, this meme resurgence might be a canary in the coal mine.
Analysts see spikes in Kohl's and Opendoor as "giant red flags" of market froth, with that bubbly excess signaling stocks could be peaking. Sure, corporate profits are solid overall, but when "good vibes" alone propel losers skyward, it screams overheat. Think of it as the market's version of too much sugar before a crash.
Why should you care?
These surges underscore market volatility and the power of crowd-driven trends. If you're chasing quick gains, timing is everything, but it's risky. Kind of like playing poker with memes. For long-term plays, this could signal broader corrections. It also shows how social sentiment can override fundamentals, a lesson in staying grounded amid hype.
Why is it happening now?
Blame a perfect storm: lingering post-pandemic boredom, easy access to trading apps, and a bull market breeding complacency. With inflation easing but budgets tight, folks are hunting quick flips to outpace rising costs. Social media amplifies it; one viral post, and boom, herd mentality kicks in. Plus, short interest is high on these strugglers, making squeezes juicy. It's like 2021's lockdown energy never fully faded; we're just remixing it for 2025's economic remix.
In conclusion
In the end, meme stocks like Kohl's are the market's guilty pleasure: fun, fleeting, and full of plot twists. Whether this is a blip or the start of another epic rally, it's a witty nudge that investing is always unpredictable. To add a bit more flavor, consider how this ties into broader retail shifts; with e-commerce giants like Amazon dominating, traditional stores like Kohl's become perfect meme fodder, blending nostalgia with speculative frenzy for that extra chaotic charm.
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Written by Alex Blackwood & Thomas Horcel
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